... and I'm not just talking about being subjected to the rantings of Scary Spice!- Death. It's coming. It's inevitable. Wow what a depressing thought.
- Getting old. (see above)
- Losing your sight or hearing - what's worse living in a world of eternal darkness or piercing silence?
- Living life alone. How meaningless would that be? The whole point of life is to fall in love and share your life with someone.
- Having nothing to eat for the rest of your life except brussel sprouts. Their gross end of story.
- Being forced to sit through endless hours of Reality TV for the rest of your life. Hmm... Suddenly No.1 doesn't seem as scary.
- Being stuck in a crowded lift with a bunch of fat, smelly, sweaty, flatulent people... in which case No.3's not sounding so bad... I'd even throw in my 3 remaining senses!
- Waking up one morning to find you've turned suddenly obese... gym anyone?
- James Blunt singing the National Anthem.
- A world without chocolate.
Hmm... it's funny some of those you might argue belong more on a list of the 10 most disgusting things.
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