Where the Hell is Matt? - jealous? just a tad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

Outtakes - still jealous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT8jA_pps3o

Faster, stronger, better, softer, longer - not the toilet paper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYD_-A_X5E

Dafter hands

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

and who could ever forget... the dramatic chipmonk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

Time Warp

It's a curious thing time...

How is it that four months can seem like such a massively long time? It's not that the time has dragged by monotonously - far from it! Has time been stretched? Have we been encased in a kind of time warp bubble, whereby we have had years pass but for everyone on the outside it has only been months - and I don't mean that signs of aging are showing either! It's strange that usually when you're having such a good time, days, weeks even months pass by quickly.

This isn't by any means a complaint, a rant or moan! Even though time together rushes by, I love the fact that in such a short space of time we know each other so well.

Maybe Einstein was onto something with that whole Relativity malarchy afterall...

More annoying things about the gym

Ok here's a few more add-ons that I've noticed/forgot to mention in the last post...

The Screamers
You know the type, and not exclusively limited to the meatheads by the way, the guys that are lifting weights that are clearly too heavy for them and are letting out a scream that is somewhere between orgasm and agony.

The Mobile Phone Users
Put down or piss off. Choose one. I've got better things to do than wait for you to finish sending an email/text or making a call. If your life is really that hectic that you can't even leave your phone in your locker, how the hell do you even make time for the gym? And why are you always sat on the machine I want to use?!

The Thieving Buggers
I just got up to get a drink! Does my towel draped over the machine mean nothing to you? What you think I left it there because I'm that stupid? It means I'm still using that machine dumb-arse!

Fitness Class Leaders
God some of these people are so irritatingly perky and happy all of the time. And so damned full of themselves. Who seriously repeats their own name three times over the PA system just to advertise there class? Oh yeah, I wasn't sold on the class itself, but now I realise who's running it... sign me up!

Pissing in the showers
This one speaks for itself.

Locker Buddies
Why is it whenever you're using your locker, everyone and his uncle that has got a locker near to you, decides that that is the precise moment they want to get into their lockers as well?