Hey everyone loves to laze it up once in a while but there are those people that take it too far and enjoy sitting on their fat arses so much that they never bother to get off of them. But what would encourage them to do so? Hmmmm.... interesting...- A bomb strapped to their arse that will go off unless they drop below a certain weight, or waist size. Think the movie: Speed, "There's a bomb on your arse!"
- Steal the batteries from the TV remote. Then they have to get up
- A burger strapped to a remote-controlled car, which zooms away whenever they get close
- Laxative-infused crisps/nachos/fries/chips/soda
- A job that pays in burgers
- TVs powered by exercise bikes and nothing else
- The sale of junk food made illegal to anyone of waist size 36 and over - if they still want it they have to get up and make it themselves
- Hefty taxes which increase for every inch over 36 on your waistline
- No more unemployment benefits!
- TV licences handed out to only those with jobs
See? It's like I've always said - I should be put in charge! I'll have everything fixed within days! Next on the agenda - 10 ways to make stupid people less stupid
